In a sentence, it's an entire video of distorted people in completely random and, around 80% of the time, creepy, if only due to the uncanny valley, situations in a world where the black hole sun makes things progressively darker and sucks things up.
Watch it here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mbBbFH9fAg&ob=av2e
1 point if the music video in question has very good dancing or no dancing.
The things don't appear to dance.
1 point if the music video has no dancing.
point.
1 point if the music video has something from the beginning come into play at the end.
The end is just the band playing underneath the giant black hole sun.
1 point if the music video has a series of related images, a theme, or a plotline.
The images are... vaguely related. I'll give it that.
1 point if the music video has a theme or a plotline.
No point.
1 point if the music video has a plotline.
Po Noint.
1 point if the music video is either depicts extreme coolness or extreme realism.
Not a point in sight.
1 point if the music video, if it has a plotline or theme, has no diversions from it.
Hey, isn't that a band playing on that hill over there and hogging the video?
1 point if the music video has a person or setting with an interesting status or superpower.
Nope.
1 point to spare in case I really like it.
I do not.
This video gets a 3/10.
I am HIGHLY up for suggestions for music videos to review.

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