Here's one of those videos that just makes you scratch your head and say "What the...." It starts out with somebody singing horribly in a karaoke place. The person steps down and who should be announced next but Selena Gomez? As she sings, it cuts between her and what's going on besides lyrics on the karaoke screen. Some examples: people in sombreros hitting a pinata with light sabers, a car running through a vector game, and Selena and a random guy walking down a purple beach. "Coherent" would not make the top ten list of words to describe it.
Watch it here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgT_us6AsDg&ob=av2e
1 point if the music video in question has very good dancing or no dancing.
The crazy ones always seem to get the dancing points, because dancing can almost be an explanation for the insanity, and they can't have that!
1 point if the music video has no dancing.
Point.
1 point if the music video has something from the beginning come into play at the end.
No. On a side note, all of the people in the screen make their way out to the karaoke place.
1 point if the music video has a series of related images, a theme, or a plotline.
... alright, the karaoke images were somewhat related. point.
1 point if the music video has a theme or a plotline.
Not even.
1 point if the music video has a plotline.
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
1 point if the music video is either depicts extreme coolness or extreme realism.
It just doesn't.
1 point if the music video, if it has a plotline or theme, has no diversions from it.
It has diversions from the series of related images, even.
1 point if the music video has a person or setting with an interesting status or superpower.
Purpleness is not really that interesting.
1 point to spare in case I really like it.
I don't.
This video gets a 3/10.
I am HIGHLY up for suggestions for music videos to review.
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