Ever just had that insatiable urge to watch somebody walking across a bridge in black and white for almost five minutes straight? This video will not fulfill that urge, because at the end there is a change of scenery: she is walking down a road for the last minute. Fun. Things really don't get worse than this as far as music videos go. On a lighter note, I've changed the "makes you think" point's name to better suit its intended purpose.
Watch it here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLQl3WQQoQ0&ob=av2e
1 point if the music video in question has very good dancing or no dancing.
It manages this point by having no dancing. The reason is that it has nothing interesting period, and dancing just happens to fall into that.
1 point if the music video has no dancing.
Point.
1 point if the music video has something from the beginning come into play at the end.
No point. In fact, it really doesn't have a beginning or end. You could pick it up at any time in the video and have the video play until it reaches that point again and not lose anything.
1 point if the music video has a series of related images, a theme, or a plotline.
No point at all. It's like watching a five-second gif for five minutes.
1 point if the music video has a theme or a plotline.
I think the idea of "black and white will make anything automatically deep" was played with here. It was disproved.
1 point if the music video has a plotline.
It makes the other music videos look bad by being a music video.
1 point if the music video is either depicts extreme coolness or extreme realism.
It... gets this point. It's very realistic to just be walking for five minutes.
1 point if the music video, if it has a plotline or theme, has no diversions from it.
Because it fails to have any theme or plotline at all, no point.
1 point if the music video has a person or setting with an interesting status or superpower.
I don't count "being in black and white" as interesting.
1 point to spare in case I really like it.
Nope.
This video gets a 3/10.
I am HIGHLY up for suggestions for music videos to review.
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