Now that I've reviewed a couple of decent ones, I can review an atrocious one. The entire video was one huge dance-fest. There wasn't even a theme. It was dreadful. It went from these people getting out of white coffin/tanning booth looking things to Lady Gaga being fed wine in a bathtub to who knows what. The funny thing is that when I looked it up, it appeared that the video got highly positive reviews. How is this possible? It had no plot!
You can find it here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrO4YZeyl0I&ob=av2e
1 point if the music video in question has very good dancing or no dancing.
Well, I can't say the constant dancing was bad dancing, so I guess it gets this point.
1 point if the music video has no dancing.
Discuss: if the dancing was taken out, would there be a music video?
1 point if the music video has something from the beginning come into play at the end.
Nope. Unless you count the ever-present group of background dancers.
1 point if the music video has a series of related images, a theme, or a plotline.
The images were somewhat related, especially with the bed on fire turns into bed with corpse thing. Everything was pretty white-colored, too, so that might count for a point.
1 point if the music video has a theme or a plotline.
Don't make me laugh.
1 point if the music video has a plotline.
This video makes the videos with plotlines cry.
1 point if the music video is either depicts extreme coolness or extreme realism.
Neither. Not in the least. The few parts that weren't absolutely disgusting were completely unfathomable.
1 point if the music video, if it has a plotline or theme, has no diversions from it.
hahaNO.
1 point if the music video does something that makes you think.
Only if I think about how crappy it was.
1 point to spare in case I really like it.
Can you guess the answer to this one?
This video gets a 2/10.
I am HIGHLY open for suggestions for music videos to review.
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