Oh Boy (I Need You) by Mariah Carey

Crap to the extreme.  It was rife with random images, but none were related.  If you're wondering what it's like or looking for a summary, it is impossible to describe -- in a bad way.  There is a giant orange godzilla-looking thing.  The main character in in the middle of an office at one point with a tiny girl with fairy wings in her hand, which has clouds on it as well.  Let me repeat that sentence. The main character in in the middle of an office at one point with a tiny girl with fairy wings in her hand, which has clouds on it as well.  In the beginning, a animated robot or cartoon or something does the laces on her shoe and puts a bracelet on her.  Cars explode at one point.  Both singers (there is a rapper named Cam'Ron in here as well) like to stand in front of a background with their names on it.

Force your childhood bully to watch it here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExC7J-WrScY


1 point if the music video in question has very good dancing or no dancing.
It did not appear to have any real dancing.  I almost think it would have been better if it did.  Unfortunately, it gets a point.
1 point if the music video has no dancing.
Point.
1 point if the music video has something from the beginning come into play at the end.
Maybe, but I don't think so.  The unending stream of crap does not stop at any point, so it cannot be said to take a pause in the middle.
1 point if the music video has a series of related images, a theme, or a plotline.
To find out how relate these images are, go to the nearest biology lab.  Find a sample of a bacterium.  You and that bacterium are far closer cousins than any of the scenes depicted in this video. 

1 point if the music video has a theme or a plotline.
The only thing that remains the same is the person, and even that is up for debate, due to the second person being introduced.
1 point if the music video has a plotline.
No point.  In fact, for being so horrible on this account, I will give it negative two points, to balance out the earlier lack of dancing.  I can do that.
1 point if the music video is either depicts extreme coolness or extreme realism.
Extreme lunacy is the only thing to be found in this music video.
1 point if the music video, if it has a plotline or theme, has no diversions from it.
No.
1 point if the music video does something that makes you think. 
It makes me think that the music video for Bad Romance can be considered good compared to this. 
1 point to spare in case I really like it.
... and no.



This video gets a 0/10.  
I am HIGHLY up for suggestions for music videos to review.