Boy, I can really pick 'em. There was a theme here. The same girl got hit by a car countless times. Other people got hit by cars, as well, if I'm interpreting it right. There was also a van that slowed down and looked suspiciously as if it was hitting somebody. The girl who got hit the most times also got shown lying on the ground on countless occasions. Also, the protagonist was robbing some kind of store that kept priceless jewels in the back but didn't look like a bank. There was no semblance of a story thrown onto this video whatsoever.
You can subject yourself to it here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fV4DiAyExN0&ob=av2n
1 point if the music video in question has very good dancing or no dancing.
There is a point here. There was no dancing.
1 point if the music video has no dancing.
Point.
1 point if the music video has something from the beginning come into play at the end.
No. All things were present throughout the video.
1 point if the music video has a series of related images, a theme, or a plotline.
I will give a half a point here, since though a lot of the images have no relation at all, this appears to be because there are two separate things going on.
1 point if the music video has a theme or a plotline.
Not even close.
1 point if the music video has a plotline.
Nope.
1 point if the music video is either depicts extreme coolness or extreme realism.
Besides the cars that get fifty bonus points if they hit someone, this is very real-looking. Point.
1 point if the music video, if it has a plotline or theme, has no diversions from it.
Oh, does it ever. No point here.
1 point if the music video does something that makes you think.
No.
1 point to spare in case I really like it.
Absolutely not.
This video gets a 3.5/10.
I am HIGHLY up for suggestions for music videos to review.
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