So, I've seen both versions. Apparently, citizens of the United States like me are expected to like crap videos more than music videos with an actual plot. The United Kingdom version is one of my favorite music videos, and you will be seeing my review of it tomorrow. The protagonist (presumably Natasha Bedingfield) gets into an elevator. The elevator leads to completely random places, and completely random people get on and off. That's it. Nothing more happens.
Destroy your eyes with it here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7k0a5hYnSI&ob=av2n
1 point if the music video in question has very good dancing or no dancing.
It really didn't have dancing, so I will give it both dancing points.
1 point if the music video has no dancing.
Point.
1 point if the music video has something from the beginning come into play at the end.
Not unless that last person she met was one of the earlier people on the elevator. There wasn't enough light on his face to see. Considering the random nature of the rest of the video, this is unlikely, so no point.
1 point if the music video has a series of related images, a theme, or a plotline.
Theme: Hello, I am on an elevator.
1 point if the music video has a theme or a plotline.
Point.
1 point if the music video has a plotline.
And no.
1 point if the music video is either depicts extreme coolness or extreme realism.
Neither. The back of an elevator with the protagonist in it isn't cool. The places it went and the way the people acted wasn't realistic.
1 point if the music video, if it has a plotline or theme, has no diversions from it.
Every so often, it will show just her head singing.
1 point if the music video does something that makes you think.
No.
1 point to spare in case I really like it.
Absolutely not.
This video gets a 4/10. If she had just danced, the score would be more fitting.
I am HIGHLY up for suggestions for music videos to review.
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