A classic boy meets girl scenario happens here: a woman who is just a leg with a head on it is on a sidewalk looking at a guy who is just an arm with a head on it. When he sees that she has two big toes, the second where her pinky toe should be, she jumps on a skateboard to get away from him. She quickly finds a sock to put on. Cut to a beach: she's lying down and he comes and finds her and takes her sock off. They kiss, and... these... things start moving around underneath their skin. The things are new body parts. Because of the kiss, each one ends up growing an entire body. OK, maybe it isn't exactly a classic boy meets girl scenario.
1 point if the music video in question has very good dancing or no dancing.
There's no dancing, because it would be quite hard to dance with only one limb.
1 point if the music video has no dancing.
Point.
1 point if the music video has something from the beginning come into play at the end.
No point.
1 point if the music video has a series of related images, a theme, or a plotline.
Yay, plotline! It's been a while, Mr. Plotline, and I've missed you.
1 point if the music video has a theme or a plotline.
The plotline, though not extremely complex, manages to enchant the viewer.
1 point if the music video has a plotline.
Point.
1 point if the music video is either depicts extreme coolness or extreme realism.
It's actually very realistic if one accepts the premises. Point.
1 point if the music video, if it has a plotline or theme, has no diversions from it.
No diversions here. It sets out to tell a story and succeeds brilliantly.
1 point if the music video does something that makes you think.
No point.
1 point to spare in case I really like it.
I like it a little bit because it has a plotline, but though it captures everything amazingly, I don't like romance stories and I especially don't like seeing people kiss. No point.
This video gets a 7/10.
I am HIGHLY up for suggestions for music videos to review.
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